EVER wondered what Home Alone’s Kevin McCallister would be like in 2015? It’s not pretty.
25 years after the movie was released, Macaulay Culkin has reprised his most famous role for an episode of the web series, :DRYVRS.
And it doesn’t look like life has been kind to the once cherubic looking lad.
In the clip, Kevin McCallister is an on-demand car driver who picks up a customer and quickly starts venting about his horrible childhood.
“It’s fu*king Christmas, and your whole family goes on vacation and they forget their eight-year-old fu*king son,” he says to the shocked passenger.
“All by yourself in the house for a week. I had to fend off my house from two psychopath home invaders. I was just a kid.
“I still have nightmares about this bald weirdo dude chasing me around, talking like Yosemite Sam. They remembered my bastard of a brother but they forget me, the cutest fu*king eight-year-old in the universe.”
It’s pretty dark right? But things get even darker when a carjacker attempts to steal Kevin’s vehicle.
“You picked the wrong car my friend,” Kevin says to the carjacker, before employing some of his Home Alone skills to subdue the attacker.
Things then get real creepy as Kevin exacts revenge by torturing the carjacker in an abandoned garage.
This should be a warning to every parent out there. If you leave your kids home alone at Christmas, there’s a fair chance they’ll turn into a nutter.
Check out the clip, but be warned, there’s some very inappropriate language:
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